How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
She told me I should be a condom model.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
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I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
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You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I just had sex on a roof
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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