I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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