I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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