in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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