Is it normal to miss your booty call?
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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