she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
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we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
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The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
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