Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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