I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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