She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
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Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
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He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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