Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
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My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
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Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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