awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
4 words: hood of his car
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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