His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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