this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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