How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
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Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
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He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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