Buhtt sex?
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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