just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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