do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I'm eating all of the evidence.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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