Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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