Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I will pee on everything he values.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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