just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
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I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
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I deserve to be covered in dicks
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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