Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
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I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
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Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
You made out with two different species that night
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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