oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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