Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
birth control should be required to get into college
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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