Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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