Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
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