I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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