I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
meet me or not, i'm out of control
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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