Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
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'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
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Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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