I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
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Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
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I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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