do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
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