I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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