2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize
