i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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