I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
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You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
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dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
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