Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
This is my gift to your gina
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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