That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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