I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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