Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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