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  there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.

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• (845): View more from New York

  How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora

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• (228): View more from Mississippi

  yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?

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• (407): View more from Florida

  50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.

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• (650): View more from California

  I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer

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• (518): View more from New York

  I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'

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