i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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