theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
i came on her dog
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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