It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
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she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
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Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
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