if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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