I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
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I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
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It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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