God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
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My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
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Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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