how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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