Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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