i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
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In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
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I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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