So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Let's get the cat blown out
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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