The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
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