It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
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just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
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I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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