Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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