: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
We talked him into tasing himself.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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