just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
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hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
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No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
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