There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
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He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
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If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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