You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
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As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
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My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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